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Friday, March 8, 2013

Review Of Froggy Style A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale (F***ed-Up Fairytale Series Book #2) By J.A. Kazimer

Froggy Style (A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale #2)
Froggy Style A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale (F***ed-Up Fairytale Series Book #2) By J.A. Kazimer

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Kensington (February 26, 2013)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0758269137
  • ISBN-13: 978-0758269133
  • Source: Amazon.Com (link to purchase HERE)
  • Purchase: Barnes And Noble (link to purchase HERE)
  • Age: 16+*

*Granted this is a romance novel and there is some sex in it I feel it is tastefully done and I feel a mature 16 year old could handle this book. Age restriction was added by me and not Amazon.Com.


Part of the hot trend of revamped fairytales--from the films Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Mirror, Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman to hit TV shows Once Upon a Time and Grimm--J.A. Kazimer's second raucous and irreverent book in the F***ed-Up Fairytale series puts a new spin on a French-kissing frog looking for his princess!

Jean-Michel La Grenouille has a lot going for him. He's a prince. Handsome. Filthy rich. And definitely charming. But he also spent his first few years as a fly-catching, pond-dwelling frog. All that saved him was the kiss of The One, the girl who saw nobility through his slimy form and fell into True Love. Okay, fine. Technically she was a toddler who tried to eat him, but whatever. The curse broke, and as long as he finds and marries her by his 30th birthday, he's a free man.

Trouble is, he's going to be 30 in ten days, and he's getting some seriously cold-blooded feet. He's pretty sure Princess Sleeping Beauty is The One. But his best man has some villain issues, his in-laws-to-be belong in a really special castle, and a smoking-hot lady biker named Lollie Bliss has him rethinking all this happily-ever-after stuff.

Oh, and he may have accidentally put out a hit on his blushing bride. Oopsie.

OMG, Froggy Style was just as PHENOMENAL as the first book in the series Curses!. Jean-Michel La Grenouille a.k.a. Kermit is such a funny character. I can't tell you the amount of times I literally laughed out loud. Don't get me wrong Princess Sleeping Beauty Vaniteuse and Lollie Bliss have some very funny things to say as well. I don't know how J.A. does it. She turns old fairy tale favorites into one heck of a hysterical story. She is a comic genius when she puts paper to pen (or fingers to keyboard....lol).

Jean-Michel is called the Frog Prince. When he was younger her was cursed and turned into a frog. When he was eight years old a young girl came and quite by accident broke his curse. Or so we think until some odd years later we find out that his curse will rear it's ugly head again when he turns thirty unless he marries the same girl who broke his curse, the ONE who is destined to be his ONE. Like most ruggedly handsome prince's Jean-Michel has been spending his time romancing all the fair damsel's he can find and, is of course, reluctant to marry Beauty but self-preservation wins out and he will do it, if it keeps him from turning back into a frog.

Princess Beauty spends most of her days sleeping and when she is not she spends that time chasing away would be suitors. To her, Jean-Michel is one more unwanted proposal. At every turn she does anything and everything to try and dissuade him from going through with their marriage.

In between all that is going on enters Lollie Bliss a Tattoo Artist at The Rose. When Jean-Michel enters her tattoo parlor he finds she is everything that makes him salivate with wanting. He will do anything and everything just to have her in his bed but that prize is hard won. In the midst of his conquest of Lollie he needs her help in calling off the hit he put out on Beauty (quite by accident) during a drinking binge he had the night before with his old friend R.J. Stiltskin. As in all great stories nothing goes right for our handsome prince and his hot cohort (or is she....lol).

There is SO much more I want to say but I feel it would totally ruin the story for everyone. J.A. Kazimer, in my opinion, has another great hit on her hands. I am so looking forward to the next book in her F***ed-Up Series. On a scale from 1-10 I give Froggy Style A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale a GIGANTIC 20. It is off my scale but that is a testament to the high caliber of story telling that J.A. gives to her readers. If you are looking for an insanely funny story, mishaps, froggy puns, or just an all around great story then I urge you to pick up a copy Of Froggy Style A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale (F***ed-Up Fairytale Series Book #2) By J.A. Kazimer. Let Jean-Michel, Sleeping Beauty, and Miss Lollie Bliss take you on the best adventure that even Jean-Michel's money can't buy....lol. For those who haven't read the first book in the series Curses! A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale while you are out picking up book two you should also grab yourself a copy of book one. My review for Curses! is below. I hope you enjoy both these books as much as I do.

My review of Curses! A F***ed-Up Fairy Tale (F***ed-Up Fairytale Series Book #1) By J.A. Kazimer: Here

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